We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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