Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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