Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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