I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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