just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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