come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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