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  • 60 40
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 26, 10 at 2:28pm
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    you should have used a green lime popsicle.

  • 53 39
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Jul 26, 10 at 9:13pm
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    Does that make it a shrimp cocktail?

  • 47 41
    Submitted by iAManAIRPLANE on Jul 26, 10 at 9:22am
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    I use liger meat instead

  • 45 38
    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jul 27, 10 at 11:08am
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    I wonder if they're related to bubba?

  • 40 32
    Submitted by Anonymous_ on Jul 26, 10 at 9:18am
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    Good luck with food poisoning.

  • 41 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 10 at 1:42pm
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    Ok pretzel guy, ur from 918. Narrowing down where to drop the fuel-air bomb.

  • 43 39
    Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 26, 10 at 11:31am
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    Hope it's pre-cooked shrimp.

  • 42 39
    Submitted by hottiecakes19 on Jul 26, 10 at 9:33am
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    Ewww that's disgguuiissting!!!!

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Jaco823 on Jul 29, 10 at 12:26am
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    MacGuyver ain't got shit on them

  • 39 37
    Submitted by firstyrocks94 on Jul 26, 10 at 12:36pm
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    of course like the only text from my area code would be lame. we do not deserve pretzels.

  • 34 28
    Submitted by nornironrocks on Jul 26, 10 at 11:41pm
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    boke!!!\nactually they probably did '~'

  • 38 39
    Submitted by lovestepherz on Jul 26, 10 at 3:00pm
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    Eww. Definitely just threw up!

  • 37 38
    Submitted by DaJangThang on Jul 26, 10 at 1:22pm
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    I almost threw up all over my desk in class reading this one, seriously WTF?

  • 32 29
    Submitted by jheim2006 on Jul 26, 10 at 1:59pm
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    It would be ok it they were bloody marys mmmm so good

  • 37 41
    Submitted by guitarmageddon on Jul 28, 10 at 2:43am
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    Stay classy Oklahoma!

  • 41 52
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 26, 10 at 3:07pm
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    If they're drinking bloody Marys-ok. Margs, daquiris and pinas are a def no-no!!!

  • 31 32
    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Jul 26, 10 at 9:33am
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    this can't end well.

  • 36 43
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 29, 10 at 10:07am
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    Extra protein ftw

  • 39 49
    Submitted by jheim2006 on Jul 26, 10 at 1:57pm
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    Would have been ok if the drinks were nloddy marys mmmmmmm :)

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Funk67 on Jul 26, 10 at 7:45pm
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    Did they get the cold shoulder ?

  • 32 41
    Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 26, 10 at 3:18pm
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    You go girl!

  • 32 43
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 26, 10 at 10:42am
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    Rule 67: In the event of not having ice, you MUST fill a condom with water and freeze that for icey use!! NO EXCEPTIONS!

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 27, 10 at 12:08am
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    Just wrong in an ameretto sour..... Pretzels!

  • 30 44
    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 26, 10 at 5:33pm
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    Frozen condoms for ice emergency must be added to the list of party supplies. LmAo

  • 27 40
    Submitted by gicigo on Jul 26, 10 at 4:51pm
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    Gross but I'm sure it did the trick!

  • 28 45
    Submitted by frootyboom8 on Jul 26, 10 at 10:42am
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    That's Oklahoma!

  • 28 49
    Submitted by JBOMB on Jul 26, 10 at 10:40am
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    Must be Newfoundland