They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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