Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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