all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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