He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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