woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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