i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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