Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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