And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Why are your pants in the freezer?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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