Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
why do cheetos always look like penises
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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