Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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