did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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