Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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