how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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