dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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