end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Randomize