we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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