Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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