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There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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