Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(314): View more from Missouri

You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.

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(516): View more from New York

...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?

(585): View more from New York

hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that

(516): View more from New York

is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?

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(801): View more from Utah

You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?

(650): View more from California

I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.

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(708): View more from Illinois

When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.

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