Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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