Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I want to walk on stilts...naked
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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