I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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