Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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