Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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