I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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