i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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