BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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