Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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