i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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