Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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