I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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what are you doing with your life
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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