Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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