need another drink. this is the easiest way
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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