But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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