your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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