So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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