the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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