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  It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?

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  Submitted by TheWingMan on Dec 25, 11 at 2:54pm

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  Perhaps you learned some tolerance to alcohol.

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  Submitted by Americanism on Dec 25, 11 at 10:28pm

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  Endurance.

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  Submitted by sarahhhjo on Dec 25, 11 at 4:55pm

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  That your mothers an alcoholic?

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  Submitted by ebm56 on Dec 25, 11 at 7:41pm

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  Obviously nothing of value.

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  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 25, 11 at 3:22pm

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  what surprise 4am stranger vagina showing up at the door feels like

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    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 25, 11 at 9:18pm

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    Even if it IS yer Mom.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 26, 11 at 5:14pm

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      my mother is a cooorpse!!

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  Submitted by lschaef9 on Dec 25, 11 at 2:43pm

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  Approve. Obviously you aren't doing this whole college thing right.

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