I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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