She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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