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  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:20pm

    12:16 Then you're doing it wrong.

  • 56 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:31am

    Buttsecks=best form of birth control!

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:42am

    Of course I'm a man. WTF? Do you think a chick would be this crude? 10:26

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:52pm

    11;40 my guy did that to me. it hurt like hell but i didnt cryy.

  • 48 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:30am

    See, 11:26? Things are a little rocky right now but I'm trying.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:08am

    I raped quiet guys moms ear

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:18am

    Guys like anal because it is the single greatest thing ever. It is the single greatest thing ever for two reasons: 1. It is like sex, only tighter. 2. It demeans women.

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:41pm

    It's not incest if it's anal! -quiet guy

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:17am

    You know what I'd say by now. So just think that. And once again, yu hhave no idea who I am. -quiet guy

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:21am

    You're right. You'd say: " I am too stupid and weak to beat the evil that is clit-slapper so I will conceed defeat once again to his masterful banter. I wish I could be as cool as him". I'll just think that okay? Weak pitiful quiet guy. I pity you

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:19pm

    you just need to start slow. once you're in good it's all hot, delicious sex from there, for the guy AND girl (i'm a girl).

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:09pm

    What happens to all the jizz if you do it in the butt?

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:22am

    No, spam/trolling is pitiful. I pity YOU. Pity-contest! -quiet one

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:40am

    11:32, I've done that too, only problem is I can't get her to stop crying as i'm doing it.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:22am

    if you wanna stick it in my ass go ahead its better than normal sex

  • 32 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 7:37am

    Needless to say, quiet guy isn't so quiet.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:13pm

    9:09 No one should be doing the thrust without warning. The next time they do, press charges.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:31am

    Ibs is nothing to joke about! Isn't that right helga?

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:50am

    Why do girls cry when you stick em in the butt? I usually ignore it and keep going!

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:40am

    Quiet guy is the bestest and I never fucked his mother. Never ever. I wish I could be more like him. Quiet. And in a corner. ( I have the guy thing pretty much down so that's a start). I DO love you for who you are!

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:10am

    And wiped the wax off on her titties when i was done

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:39am

    None of you are sex advice. Also, 10:26 is a man.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:38pm

    Your penis does it wrong

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:48am

    Have I mentioned lately that quiet guy is a fuck stick?

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:02pm

    Yay, butt fucking!!! :D

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:42pm

    I'm not a guy and I like anal...

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:18pm

    butt sex is alot like cabbage, if you're forced to have it as a child you won't like it as an adult!

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:47am

    That wasn't me quiet guy. I swear it. I'm trying to make thongs work between us

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:35am

    11:32 that's the best way to shut your girl up!

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:09pm

    After the first couple mins its okay. Unless its thrust in with no warning. Then it hurts like a mother fucker.

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:12pm

    Anal sex is for ugly girls and guys with tiny dicks.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:08pm

    Im going... To cum... Aaadfdfghhghghf... Shit... Aaagfggfhggg.. Fuuuu.. Aaggghhghhh... I just came all over the interwebs....

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:47am

    That's okay, you can have him, 11:40. I'm straight. -the quiet guy in the corner

  • 32 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:27am

    Yes. Yes it does. And 11:26...'kay. I'll take that at face value and respond with gibberish: fhjksfnjbgndjbdfnjnhinjg. -qgitc

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:11am

    I don't know what I should say.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:47pm

    Givin a girl anal is amazing Plaza of *lil stubbz*

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:30am

    Gut, guy. Same difference. Subliminal typo. Quiet guy gets man-load shot on his gut regularly. I'm sure you see the connection.

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:26am

    What's not normal about anal? Just ask quiet gut. He gets it regularly in the arse

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:03pm

    All girls like anal once they over themselves

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:02pm

    11:50, because it hurts?

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:32am

    you're fhjksfnjbgndjbdfnjnhinjg

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:45am

    Your mom cried as I did it to your dad

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:26am

    Does it make me a bad person to love the "you're xxxxx" person?!?

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:48pm

    fuck why do guys like anal so much?

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:16pm

    You're without warning

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:16pm

    Anal sex is great.. Only if I'm drunk otherwise it hurts!

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:32am

    Anytime my girl gets out of line, I stick it in her but.

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:30am

    WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR ME! -quiet guy

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:10pm

    6:41 Same with guys. If they haven't been fisted they aren't men. Just girly boys who think they're men.

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:12am

    Pee in her butt. They love it. And not whilst inserted. Step back and let fly. Like drunk sniper but in a butt

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:34am

    (202) You're friend is a virgin. Never take sex advice from him.

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:28pm

    And she poops her pants

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:41pm

    All girls should be required to have had anal by 15. So their asses are broken in by college

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:04pm

    I like anal -quiet guy

  • 27 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:48am

    Things. Thongs was a fruedian slip don't you think?

  • 26 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:44am

    You're crying as I'm doing it

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:28am

    Thanx. I love you too. But only if you're not the quiet guy. We're still feeling our where the relationship is going right now. Love might be a stretch

  • 27 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:26am

    Thank you. I accept your pity. That's really all I was looking for. Be my friend, wouldja quiet guy? We all need love in this cruel world. Please be my text buddy!

  • 34 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:56pm

    anal hurts so much, but my bf always wants it.

  • 14 32
    Submitted by birdinator23 on Jan 2, 12 at 3:39am

    I love anal. Probably the best thing ever except for 2 fingers in the front and a dick in the back!!! If you want a girl to scream...

  • 23 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:40am

    I don't think I can wait for you and quiet guy to work through your issues!!! Can't you see it will never work out with him! I can pretend to be a quiet girl?! That has to be something. Oh-well, stupid quiet guy always gets the good ones...

  • 22 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:31pm

    I like two in the butt :)

  • 26 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:45am

    tell that bitch that there is NO "make it up to me" in the relationship. If you want sex, then she puts out or you will find another girl that will. Man up