Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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