The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize